My personal daily WTF

I know that the XML APIs in Java are a bit Kafka'esque and perhaps even a bit buggy, but still...

   /**
   * As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself
   * transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect. He was lying on his hard,
   * as it were armour plated, back, and if he lifted his head a little he
   * could see his big, brown belly divided into stiff, arched segments, on
   * top of which the bed quilt could hardly keep in position and was about
   * to slide off completely. His numerous legs, which were pitifully thin
   * compared to the rest of his bulk, waved helplessly before his eyes.
   * "What has happened to me?", he thought. It was no dream....
   */
  protected static String DEFAULT_TRANSLET_NAME = "GregorSamsa";

From TransformerFactoryImpl in the 1.5 JDK. Probably originally from Xalan/J so don't flame Sun.

And, I'm far from the first to notice this. How'd you like to be this guy